jetbag:

one time i actually thought i had a chance with someone 

gonna watch zoolander and read a revision guide

WHY IS MY INTERNET BEING SO SLOW

bieber has 63% yes but jay z only has 41% ?????

me nd my cell girlfriend

coolakemi:

me: bb ur mitochondria is so cold

her: that my powerhouse

(Source: coolayanami)

asriels:

*breaks into j k rowling’s house in the middle of the night* no it’s okay i’m not here to steal anything i just think we need to talk about harry naming one of his kids after snape

esoteriques:

um so lemme get this straight…tiana starts her own business in a time where black women had next to no rights….mulan pretty much saves china and becomes a top ranking military official….but the annoying sister in frozen makes a throwaway line about being gassy and gets lauded as the the first feminist princess??