my dress is reli see-through so im wearing a pair of my 13 yr old brother’s boxers underneath

i literally look like i just woke up but im goin to my bro’s wedding in half an hour

i literally look like i just woke up but im goin to my bro’s wedding in half an hour

maliciousmelons:

my anaconda dont want none unless you got funds hun

i am way too tired 4 a wedding rn

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chauvinistsushi:

contraception:

the goal is to love myself so much it offends other people

image

jobhaver:

some nerd: communism will never work because human nature

me: image

(Source: wenchyfloozymoo)

BDSM is weird but arent we all the subs to capitalisms dominance

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ボトムス:JieDaシューズ:Prada

ボトムス:JieDa
シューズ:
Prada

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How do you feel about makeup?

@Anonymous

what do u mean??? i dont feel anything towards it??? i dont wear much of it myself cos i feel like it doesnt suit me and also i cant be bothered but like wear as much or little make up as u like who cares

camyya:

Warpaint @ Den Atelier, Luxembourg (08.25.14). Photos by Peter Fath.

slimiest:

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”